Today a Ukrainian citizen – a boar – successfully crossed our border.
No visa, no mobilisation, no summons. He just rushed across and ran.
We are pleased to welcome the first real free migrant from Ukraine. He did not ask for asylum, did not wait for an SMS from the TCC, and did not try to explain that he was “just going to his grandmother’s in Romania”.
For the rest of the Ukrainian citizens, we remind you: a boar is allowed – he is not a human being.
And you, sorry, back to the hospital.
